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Confusing Name

2007-07-27

Confusing Name

An Indian guy named "Anantharaman Subbaraman " arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call his name.

He got fed up and went to them and asked why they haven't called his name yet.
  
They said that they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as

 

"Anotherman Superman"

 

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Funny Shit

2007-07-13

Hearing Problem

 

 

A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid .

Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss.


Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and so on until you get a response.


"That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den.

 

He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens ." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response.

 

So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?"



Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her.


"Honey, what's for dinner?"


"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN !"

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GIRL FACTS!!!

2007-07-10



When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through her
mind.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I'm fine, " after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your chest,
she is wishing for you to be hers forever.

When a girl says that she can't live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a breakup
she wants you back, but she's
scared she'll get hurt and knows
you're gone forever

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Funny Marketing

2007-07-07

GUIDE TO MARKETING

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing"

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. "Marry him." -That's Advertising"

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing"

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:" You are very rich! "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback"

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap"

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share"

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets"

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Summer Training-First Day

2007-07-03

What the hell…thats the reason everyone says don’t miss the first day at school,office,anywhere.I missed mine…Result-I had to run from here and there asking different persons under whom I was suppose to work.Thanks to Rajat,a friend who too is doing his summer training from here only.The company is VSNL,New Delhi..I heard from someone that it has 75% shares under TATA and remaining 25% govt. has it.But thats not my concern.So I entered VSNL at 10:15a.m,got my entry pass and finally entered.I was asked to meet HR manager who directed me to some other guy.He handed me some project(name forgotten right now)related to Networking-a term which I never came across in my curriculum.I don’t know why I didn’t ask him to change it.”Go to 5th floor,meet other trainees who share the same project as yours”He said.But when I went to 5th floor,there was a shock waiting for me there.Noone who had same project had come.I thought I will die sitting idle but Rajat was there for my timepaas.He told me about my colleagues and also told me that there are 3 girls and only 1 boy is there.And the good news was it had the same girl whom I had a small chat a few days ago here when I had come for registration.Well she is pretty and I….liked her(41% only).But when she told me she has a boyfriend,there was a blackout infront of my eyes(reduced to 0.1%).Anyways I recovered to my senses.After having a 15 min chat,he started working on his project.I was getting bored so thought of writing this post.

So the whole point is Never be absent on your first day,else get bored like I am getting.

Ashish Ghildiyal

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Vume-Earn for sharing Media

2007-07-02

Many of us upload various kind of media(say videos) to file sharing sites like youtube or google.But I bet no one has ever received a penny from them?They make very huge profits from our videos but never share the revenue with us.This is the story behind the creation of Vume.

The seeds for VuMe were planted back in 2003 when the founder, Kevin Flynn, created and posted one of the most viewed videos on the Internet, "Peanut Butter Jelly Time." His work was quickly commandeered by many other websites and Flynn never saw a penny. So Flynn decided that he wanted to make sure that other media artists didn't lose control of their original works, and that they were compensated for it, too.

With Vume,you can share your media as well as earn your share of money.When you sign on with VuMe, it means that you will receive a portion of advertising revenue, depending on how well your content has performed.

So why losing your amount of profit.Click here to join them.

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